MEMO FROM THE NATIONAL AFFAIRS DESK DATE: JANUARY 25, 2016 FROM: DR. KURT G. DOONESBURY SUBJECT: TAKE A RIDE ON THE IMMORTALITY BUS— THE CANDIDATE YOU LIKELY HAVEN’T HEARD OF… NYC, NEW YORK. January 25, 2016— Candidates promise a lot of things on the 2016 Campaign Trail and we have heard quite a few promises from the both sides…. Trump promises to get Mexico to pay for a wall on the border, to build a database for Muslims… Sanders that there will be healthcare and tuition for all… Clinton that Bill would make a great FLOTUS… O’Malley that you would like what he has to say (if only they would let him talk)… But one candidate has something different to promise all of us. The third-party candidate for…